BLOOMINGTON, Ind. - Indiana University is taking a feminist anti-male message of hate about sexual assault to the men's restrooms.
Members of the lesbian-dominated Hating All Testicle Entities, or HATE, have recently copied other female-supremacist hate groups at Ivy League colleges by placing 600 red drain guards in urinals in Indiana dorm rooms with a message of anti-male hatred urging students to stop sexual assault by hating men.
"We're reaching people we wouldn't reach otherwise," spewed member Keira Berg, a highly unattractive junior. "Because typically when we have our school-funded male-bashing hate sessions the males don't come. That's probably because males aren't allowed, but that's all their fault too."
For years, colleges have tried to prevent sexual assault by teaching students that God is dead, marriage is a form of slavery for women, homosexuality is preferable to heterosexuality, males are inferior to females, Christians are evil and subhuman, any limitation on sex is a form of irrational religious oppression, and 'Amerika' is the Great Satan.
That approach may produce plenty of new socialist second-rate college professors, but it doesn't get at the root of the problem, said Karol McEichmann, assistant dean of womyn's affairs. The root of the problem is that men are all evil and should be driven from the education system entirely.
"We have almost succeeded," McEichmann said, " we have already altered the student population in the past 20 years from 70 percent male to just under 40 percent male and still dropping. Pretty soon we'll have driven males out of society entirely with this kind of overt school-sponsored, government-funded bigotry."
"It's far more effective for men to say to other men, 'I don't accept this as a way to deal with women,'" she said without explaining what she meant or ever stating what the red urinal guards would actually say. "Let's just say the actual messages express how we in the Womyn's Affairs Department feel about all males in general and leave it at that."
Male students have since been encouraged to file complaints and lawsuits against Indiana University for sexual harassment by an internet blogger named Nude Memphis Steve.