Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the cook over and asked,

'Why such a price difference for the politicians?'

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

* Emailed to me by Stacy the Peanut Queen
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