Memphis Steve's Thoughts and Questions - Part I

If the male birds have all the color and female birds are mostly gray or brown, what does a female bluejay look like? Has anyone ever seen one?

Why do the history books in U.S. public schools never mention that both Hitler and Stalin were leaders of the socialist party in their respective countries, just as Fidel Castro, Chavez, and Mugabe of Zimbabwe are today? Is there no important lesson to be learned from that?

Why is it that the people who complain the loudest and most often that they can't afford health care and didn't get a tax cut can afford $3000 for a set of 22" spinners and tires for their Cadillac Escalade?

Why are condom packages hard to open?

Why do people celebrate art that conveys powerful emotion, yet never celebrate an angry email that does the same? Should artists sit on their work for 24 hours to let themselves calm down before submitting it?

Why does The Blogger wait until you've scrolled halfway down the list of comments before refreshing itself and sending you all the way back to the top? If I'd wanted to be at the top I wouldn't have gone to the trouble of scrolling down in the first place.

Why is it wrong to call the UK a continent? I asked a girl from Leeds if London was in the center of the continent and she said, "no, that would be Switzerland." I was talking about an entirely different land mass. When does an island become a continent? How big does it have to be?

Why do insects drown while getting a drink?

If evolution were true wouldn't mammals cease to exist by virtue of survival of the fittest? I'm thinking specifically about the external genitalia we call testicles here. No way in hell this design made it through "survival of the fittest." Nothing could be more vulnerable and less suited to survival than this.

Is it a requirement to be a fitness instructor on TV that you have an annoying laugh and use it often? It sure seems like it.

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