Madonna Suffers Broken Bones in Accident
Horse escapes cruel bondage, emancipates self
NEW YORK - Madonna's 47th birthday celebration was marred when she suffered several broken bones in a horse riding accident at her country home outside London, her publicist told The Associated Press on Tuesday.
"Basically, the bitch can't ride worth a shit, being a whore from Brooklyn and no English riding princess," an unnamed stablehand said.
The superego was hospitalized with three cracked ribs, a broken collarbone and a broken hand, according to Liz Rosenberg, her spokesman based in New York.
The accident occurred Tuesday at Ashcombe house, her ridiculously expensive estate outside of London.
Madonna and an 'assistant' were riding horses, when Madonna, on a new horse she wasn't accustomed to riding, fell on her ass. Her badly named children, Rocco and Lourdes, were at the home but were not with their mother at the time, Rosenberg said.
"The whole family was out in the country, celebrating her birthday," Rosenberg said.
Her husband, director Guy Ritchie, took Madonna to an undisclosed animal hospital, where she was given a flea bath and fresh rabies shots. Rosenberg said the entertainer was expected to be released later in the evening with a shiny new doggie tag and collar.
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