Toilet Advice For Men


Things a man should never do while peeing in the toilet:

  1. Never adjust your badge
  2. Never answer your cell phone
  3. Never count your change
  4. Never take out your keys to make sure you have them all
  5. Never pull out your wallet and check the expiration on your driver's license
  6. Never remove your college/wedding ring
  7. Never check emails on your Blackberry
  8. If you have false teeth, never adjust or remove them
  9. Never take off your glasses or sunglasses
  10. Never remove your watch to adjust the time or date
Each and every one of these seemingly normal items becomes irresistably magnatized to the toilet water the moment you pee into it. They will leap from your person into the yellow water and sink straight to the bottom, leaving you to decide whether to fish or flush.



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