Wifeisms

"My butt is all dry and chapped," My Wife informed me as she mooned herself in the bathroom mirror. I was busy reigning on the throne of thunder at the time.



"I'm not putting lotion on my butt," she said. "I draw the straw at that."



Draw the straw? Huh?

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