The FBI is beaming microwaves at all the bloggers to shut us down.
The Blogger itself is trying to stop the blogs, which is why it has been screwing up so much lately.
The Department of Homeland Security is afraid of the Blog.
The Blog is alive and trying to destroy all mankind one blogger at a time.
Aliens are using the Blog to attack humans through our computers.
The Blog is attacking our minds telepathically.
Al Gore invented the Blog, which is why it's falling apart.
The Blog has been outsourced to India and now we can't get decent support.
All bloggers are interconnected so that if one blogger is depressed, all bloggers everywhere are depressed.
The Blog only exists in a dream and right now the dreamer needs to pee, but can't wake up.
The Blog is a lost episode of Star Trek and we are all the Red Shirt Guy. Retarius, Katya, and I have begun to figure this out first which explains our feelings of melancholy.
The Blog is an alien trapped on Earth who is trying to use all our PCs to send a signal to his home planet.
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