Aquarius - you are a water person. You dump water on shit.
You should have been a fireman, but you aren't. What is up with that? You play with computers all day when you could be riding a big, red truck and impressing the women? Idiot.
You should have been a swimmer, but you aren't. You play soccer and get the shit kicked out of you. Nobody gets the shit kicked out of them swimming, unless they're playing water polo. And if you played water polo you'd look so much better, with broad swimmers' shoulders and no waist. The women would love you. How many women do you see throwing themselves at soccer playing men your age? Really now, get a clue.
You should have a cool boat instead of a musclecar which just sits in your garage all day. Women in bikinis no less wait around at the docks for a man with a good boat. They bum a ride and drink his free alcohol. They get drunk and lose their tops. No one does this with a man and his musclecar. You dumb fuck.
You should have a SeaDoo instead of an old dirtbike. Women love a man with watertoys. When you hit the trails and get covered in mud, how many women are standing around your truck waiting for you to get back? None. Jackass.
You are the water sign. You should be in the water. The stars have foreseen it, you pinhead.
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