Marital Advice from Nude Doctor Memphis

Something every man must learn in order to have a happy wife is this:

Man walks in door. Woman is looking at him with anticipation. Man MUST say:

"So, how was your day?"

Now man must know ahead of time that a verbal flood is coming, so before saying this he should put his things down and get comfortable. If woman doesn't wait for man to say "how was your day" then man gets trapped in doorway with hands full for 30 minutes to an hour. Man is not permitted to move or break eye contact. This can be a problem which leads to marriage counselor or divorce.

To prevent this problem man caught in doorway should say, "hang on and let me put my things down and change clothes and then I'll be ready and you can tell me all about it."

Seriously, this is a vital skill for marriage. Man must then keep his promise and come back to listen to her day. Man must not stare at TV and say "mmm hmm" while obviously ignoring her or else he has broken the deal and he will pay. But if man does this everything will be so much better in the long run, I guarantee.

Also, if man does this every day then the amount of information is kept to a minimum, but if man forgets or neglects it then it builds and builds inside her until she is ready to explode. Either the neighbors, mother-in-law, or sister is going to hear all about your business as a result. Either that or she is going to eventually shoot you and get away with it by claiming that you abused her somehow (you know how the courts are these days.) Better to let her vent a little every day. If you forget when you first get home then do it before bed or she'll keep you up all night.

This has been vital marital advice from the Nude Doctor of Love.
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