Memphipedia: Sucks Ass

Where did the phrase "Sucks Ass" come from? I apparently used this in a previous blog post and Marlayna pointed it out. What an odd phrase. Can you really suck someone's ass? Does anyone do this? I know some of you out there are real sexual pioneers and can surely tell me if anyone is really and truly sucking ass.

Where do you suppose this phrase came from? I theorized that Richard Gere came up with it, as he is known to be something of a super-freak in the bedroom according to both his ex-wife, Cindy Crawford, and his ex-girlfriend whom he cheated on Cindy Crawford with, Uma Thurman. So, do you think Richard Gere really did originate the phrase "sucks ass" or do you think perhaps it's an old Gaelic term going way back to King Arthur times? You know almost all the best curse words and nasty phrases came from the English, Irish, Scots and Welsh at some point in time. Yes, it's true. My ancestors curse better than anyone else in the world. Get over it. Can't you just see the other Knights of the Round Table dissing old Lancelot as he's busy hitting on some busty teenage girl?

"Lancelot sucks ass."
"Yeah, your wife told me."
"What?!"
"Nothing. Forget I said that."

So, search your memories, bloggerites and bloggerettes, and try to remember the first time you heard this phrase, "sucks ass." Where did it come from? Can you find it on the internet? Is it in a book of origins? Or can we make up a plausible story of our own to pass on as a typical "well known fact" of the internet, your typical bullshit, to convince the rest of the world of?

And while we're on the subject, do you REALLY believe that Richard Gere stuck a gerbil up his ass or do you think this is another one of those bullshit "everybody knows" stories from the internet?


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