Dude, Is That A Mullet?

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Rumor has it this man has a kick-ass Trans Am. His wardrobe is filled with red silk shirts and leather pants. And he can't get enough Abba and Barry Manilow.

"I love the Manilow," he was reported to have told police upon his arrest for castrating several mentally ill gay men.

His home is a plethora of wall and ceiling-mounted mirrors. And he has a fabulous collection of antique disco balls and roller skates.

"John Travolta is my hero," the mullet-wearing Mendez proudly admitted. "I want to dance just like he did in "Saturday Night Fever."

Police have promised to shave his head before sending him off to prison.
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