PLEASE STAY SAFE!!!!
BEWARE OF TOILET PAPER ON THE BACK GLASS OF YOUR VEHICLE:
!!NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKINGS!!
!!! NEW NEW NEW !!!
!!! IMPROVED !!!
Heads up everyone. Please, keep this circulating...
You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside.
You start the engine and shift into Reverse.
When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of toilet paper stuck to the middle of the rear window.
So, you Shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to retrieve that precious strand of toilet paper, because you just never know when you might need it.
When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jacker magically appears out of nowhere, jumps into your car and takes off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car.
And guess what, ladies? I'll bet your purse is still in the car!
So, now, the carjacker has your car, your cell phone with those embarrassing nude photos you took of yourself while drinking one night, your tampons, your coupons, your credit cards, your birth control, your hemorrhoid cream, your prescription for that embarassing "condition" you picked up from that guy with the shiny shirt and the chest hair poking out last Thursday night after a few too many drinks and a poor decision, your home address, your money, and your keys.
Your home, your body, and your whole identity is now compromised!
And you just know those nude photos will be all over the internet before the day is out, complete with your name and phone number attached just to totally humiliate you.
BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.
If you see a piece of toilet paper stuck to your back window, resist the temptation to retrieve it and just drive away.
Buy a whole roll to keep with you later if you need it.
And, be thankful that you read this e-mail.
I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women, because men don't stop and get out for stuff like this. Seriously, we'll just let that toilet paper flap in the wind as we drive for miles and miles if it doesn't blow off. We don't care.
A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification documents, as well as those precious nude photos in your cell phone, and you certainly do NOT want this to fall into the wrong hands. If you really want to keep those photos in a safe place, send them to me and I'll archive them for you. Seriously, I'd do that. It's because I care.
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