"GASP - NO! Already? That's so soon!"
Yes, already. Her very unimaginative lawyer is claiming that the shooter is the "real" victim.
Here is all the crap I've heard about it so far. Sharron Nicole Redmond, Miss Savannah 2003, found out that her boyfriend had another girlfriend besides her, so she went to the other girl's house with a gun to "straighten things out." The girl she intended to kill apparently called the boy and he came over, too. Nicole then pulled out the gun and tried to shoot her boyfriend in the groin. As so often happens in shootings directed at the groin, although oddly never on TV or in the movies, she ended up killing him when the bullet severed a major artery.
Now, besides the obvious observation that shooting a man in the genitals is a sex crime and should be charged as such in addition to the murder charge, I would like to say one other thing:
She is damned ugly for a "beauty" queen.
Yes, seriously. She is ugly. If she is the best that Savannah has to offer then I would hate to see the other contestants. Her face is clearly not a compelling advertisement for Savannah tourism, because looking at her I would never feel the slightest desire to visit good old Savannah, Georgia. And of course, the fact that she is a violent sex offender and murderer on top of being physically unattractive doesn't help Savannah one bit.
So having said that, here is what I think will happen:
She will get away with claiming she is the "real" victim. She will not only get off easy, but Lifetime will make a movie about her "ordeal" and portray her as a poor defenseless abuse victim who found the courage, somehow, to fight back. The other woman, whose ass she had intended to pound mercilessly into the ground with a stream of bullets, will be portrayed as a trusting victim of an evil, deceitful man who probably intended to rape her or something until stopped by the heroic and now beautiful (because she will be played by Julia Roberts in black-face) Miss Savannah.
Oprah will have her on her TV show.
People Magazine will name her one of the year's 'Most Beautiful People' for 2005.
The Enquirer will tell us all about her epic battle with bulimia.
Jet Magazine will do a story in which they will comment on the special 'plight' of black women.
Ice Cube will make fun of her in his next movie. The Hollywood Leftists will scream and have a fit when his movie, with plenty of jokes at the expense of the Ugly Savannah Shooter, is a big hit. He will refuse to apologize to Jesse Jackson and the NAACP for it, something no black man is ever permitted to do for fear of being excommunicated from the Church of the Black Victim. The movie will sell twice as many DVDs after Jesse Jackson and the NAACP criticize it.
BET will try to give the Ugly Savannah Shooter her own talk show. It will bomb. No one will even notice.
And then some other violent, angry woman will shoot her man in the groin and kill him. And the news will shift to her, leaving the Ugly Savannah Shooter alone in the darkness right back where she started.
And just about this time the sister of the man she shot and killed will hunt her down and kill her ugly Miss Savannah 2003 ass.
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