Odiferious Memphis

It seems I have some sort of sinus infection this week. The usual effect of my sinus infections is to give me the breath that kills. Yes, I can peel your contact lenses right out of your eyes as I speak with this crap. So I have it, as My Wife so graciously informed me.

Also, for some reason I am pouring sweat. I came in, discovered I had left my badge in my truck, went back for it, came in again, went all the way down to the next building for today's class, found no one there, came all the way back, went upstairs to my desk, asked my coworkers why we weren't in class, and stood dripping sweat like some soft of porn star as they explained to me that the instructor for today's half of the class couldn't get a flight out of Pittsburg so class is cancelled.

So, I have breath from hell and I'm covered in stanky sweat. Yes, I am your dream man right now. I smell like old shoe and paint thinner.

Mmmm, sweeeeeeet.
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