To Steve Jones
cc
Subject July & August Parking Not Paid
REMINDER
If you have already paid for July & August please ignore this note.
I have been notified by accounting you have not paid your parking fees for July & August.
Please remit payment to either DM at xxx-xx-10
or give your payment to the Staff Assistant for your floor.
Please notify me once you have paid.
Delaying may cause you to lose your place.
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From Memphis Steve 09/06/2005 11:27 AM
To Admin Sec
cc Alabama Steve
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
I am pretty sure you meant for this email to go to Steven Jones in Alabama. I live in Memphis where parking is free and the deer and the antelope roam.
Steve Jones
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From Admin Sec 09/06/2005 11:32 AM
To Memphis Steve
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
Gee, we only have ants, snakes and squirrels here! Thanks for letting me know.
Thank You
Admin Sec
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From Memphis Steve 09/06/2005 11:35 AM
To Admin Sec
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
Actually I was engaging in a little wishful thinking. We have a stray cat that no one can catch, a very large red squirrel that we've named Toto, some turtles, and some aggressive geese, but nothing much beyond that. But they all park for free, too. The squirrel has a Humvee.
Steve Jones
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From Admin Sec 09/06/2005 11:43 AM
To Memphis Steve
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
Lucky squirrel. I have a Alero, my daughter has worn out and I still have to pay $35.00. Of course the ants, snakes and bats get to park for free! You know it's not what you know but who you know!
Thank You
Admin Sec
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From Memphis Steve 09/06/2005 11:46 AM
To Admin Sec
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
I hear the squirrel is 'connected.' Word is he goes boating down on the river a lot with several of the big boys and girls, but you didn't hear it from me.
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From Admin Sec 09/06/2005 11:49 AM
To Memphis Steve
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
Actually you heard wrong. He has started golfing with the big boys! Hangs out smoking and drinking, even drives the cart. He only goes to the river with the girls. I hear they love him down there!
Thank You
Admin Sec
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From Memphis Steve 09/06/2005 11:53 AM
To Admin Sec
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
It's always the smoking thing, isn't it? You have to smoke and you have to smoke with the right people. That squirrel is going to be an executive VP before long and then we'll all be telling people, "I work for a squirrel. He makes over $300k a year and owns a yacht."
It's so unfair.
Memphis Steve
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From Admin Sec 09/06/2005 12:09 PM
To Memphis Steve
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
And he'll probably marry the bosses daughter, where he can make sure he's in like Flynn. He only makes $300k. I'm shocked, it's not more. He parties so much, he makes the Oil Barrons look like shrimp boaters.
Must be living above his means!
Thank You
Admin Sec
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From Memphis Steve 09/06/2005 12:14 PM
To Admin Sec
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
He once told me "you have to look successful to be successful." That's how he justifies having a $70k dollar boat, a Rolex, the Humvee, and several girlfriends on the side, all while living in a tree and eating nuts. But if you think about it, he has no mortgage to pay and he doesn't pay for parking, so he's really stashing it away even with all the bling he's constantly flashing.
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From Admin Sec 09/06/2005 12:31 PM
To Memphis Steve
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
Maybe we should relook at his life style! I guess we could live in a tree, after all I always thought living like Tarzan and Jane would be interesting. We could save water when it rains to take a bath. Hey, this is beginning to sound like a great idea. Of course, with my little salary it wouldn't matter, I still couldn't afford the free tree!
Thank You
Admin Sec
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From Memphis Steve 09/06/2005 12:32 PM
To Admin Sec
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
I don't think he takes baths. It's hard to say for sure, because he always smells like cigarettes, but I'm pretty sure he never bathes.
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From Admin Sec 09/06/2005 12:33 PM
To Memphis Steve
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
Can't go there. I've got to bathe once in awhile!
Thank You
Admin Sec
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From Memphis Steve 09/06/2005 01:16 PM
To Admin Sec
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
And we all thank you for that. But when you're in with the right people and covered in fur, apparently the rules don't apply to you.
:)
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From Admin Sec 09/06/2005 01:24 PM
To Memphis Steve
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
You know women love it when men give them fur and diamonds. What are diamonds, nothing more than hard balls! I wonder if he's willing to give up everything?
Thank You
Admin Sec
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From Memphis Steve 09/06/2005 01:31 PM
To Admin Sec
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
Yes, but what about when squirrels do it? A diamond is a diamond, but when a squirrel brings you a fur coat don't you have to wonder what and where it's from?
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From Admin Sec 09/06/2005 01:49 PM
To Memphis Steve
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
Actually, no I don't wonder where it's from. There are some gifts in life you say thank you and don't ask questions.
Latest rumor is, the squirrel is out and the rats and snakes have moved in. Heard he didn't meet the expectations of the bosses wife. Gee, I wonder what he's going to do know? It seems they enjoy biting and sticking you in the back. They seem to be really in good with the bosses daughter.
Thank You
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From Memphis Steve 09/06/2005 01:53 PM
To Admin Sec
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
Oh, the rats and snakes always rise high, no matter where you work. Don't you hate that?
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From Admin Sec 09/06/2005 02:16 PM
To Memphis Steve
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
Yep, dang it. It just ain't right.
Thank You
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From Memphis Steve 09/06/2005 02:20 PM
To Admin Sec
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
And let's not forget the weasels.
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From Admin Sec 09/06/2005 02:45 PM
To Memphis Steve
Subject Re: July & August Parking Not Paid
What a mixture of creatures! Thank you for the entertainment today. I've been busy, but you've sure made it fun...
Thank You
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