I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds" you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM or Chrysler.

McDonalds is selling the Quarter Ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Feminist Majority is laying off judges.

The United Auto Workers laid off 25 Congressmen.

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