Bono, turn in your penis

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I was driving on the highway from Memphis for 3 1/2 hours last Sunday night when a new song from U2 came on the radio. I caught just enough of the words to know that it was some politically correct, misandric, ass-kissing bullshit. Being the calm, reserved, forgiving individual that I am, I of course burned that song into my memory and waited. When the opportunity finally presented itself, I went to my computer and Googled it. Here is what I found:

The song is entitled "Women of the Future".

"It’s based around the idea that men have fucked things up so badly, politically, economically and socially, that it’s really time we handed things over to women," says U2 guitarist David Howell Evans.

Oh my God, where should I even start?

First, let me just say to Mr. Bono and Mr. Evans and the rest of the elderly members of U2, that if you want to live in your mother's basement and follow her rules for the rest of your life, be my guest, you pathetic fucking nancy boys.

Secondly, very few women, if any, respect 'men' who are so weak and dickless that they would rather leave all the responsibilities of the world, and all the stress and gray hairs of leadership, to women while they themselves sit around smoking weed and jerking off like a bunch of 13-year-old boys. But this is precisely what this song is proposing. It's a ghetto song, a song for boys who grew up without fathers and have no clue what it means to be a grown man because they live in a world run by single mothers on welfare. It's not noble in any way, shape, or form, for men to propose leaving their responsibilities to women with a smirk and a 'you do it better anyway, honey' so they can go sit on their asses and collect government checks. It's just plain weak - worthless and weak!

Lastly, women have been complaining virtually forever about little boys disguised as men who kiss women's asses in just this manner, all while wearing the stupidest grin on their faces and begging 'mamma' to tie them up and whip them for being bad boys. I'm absolutely certain that the diminuative Mr. Bono, all 5 foot 6 inches of him, regularly pays prostitutes to bust his balls and call him a pussy, but that doesn't mean the rest of us should. It's just pathetic. There's nothing manly about it at all. What this song is saying is that men should retire and leave it ALL for the women to do, as if men have been running things all alone while the women sat at home all this time. Not so. And contrary to what the man-hating feminists claim, most women don't admire this in a man. It's weak. It's pathetic. It's a fucking excuse for not being a man at all.

So, with this in mind, I'm calling on Bono and 'The Edge', which is a stupid fucking name, and the rest of the band U2 to immediately hand over their male genitalia and put on dresses. You pathetic fudge monkeys have given up your right to be called 'men'. You can hand it over voluntarily, or it can be taken from you by force. Your decision, ladies, but either way, off they come.

Hate makes them happy

On a related topic, just the other night on Twitter, I was directed to an article by one of the women that I follow. In the article she said something that I thought was controversial, so we began a discussion on her blog. It inspired me to return to Twitter and begin posting quotes that I felt made my point better than anything else I might say.

Keep in mind that Twitter limits everything you say to 140 characters, so I only had room for the quotes and nothing more. Here are the quotes that I posted to Twitter:

"I feel that 'man-hating' is an honorable and viable political act ..." Robin Morgan - Feminist, Ms Magazine writer

"We can't destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage." Robin Morgan - Feminist, Ms Magazine writer

"The nuclear family must be destroyed....the break-up of families now is an objectively revolutionary process." Linda Gordon - feminist

"Marriage constitutes slavery for women ...Freedom for women cannot be won without the abolition of marriage." Sheila Cronin former pres NOW

"We are, as a sex, infinitely superior to men." Elizabeth Cady Stanton - cofounder of feminism, wealthy narcissist, never held an actual job

"All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman." Catherine MacKinnon, author VAWA

At this point, another blogger, who follows me on Twitter, interrupted and said "why are you slamming on feminism? Are you trying to make me unfollow you?"

I responded that I hadn't slammed on anything. I only had room to quote what the actual leaders of the feminist movement had said, but no room for my own comments.

She then responded, "oh, well I agree with all of those quotes. I just thought you were slamming on feminism and I was going to get pissed off."

WTF? How can it be my fault if the quotes are offensive? And if you agree with the quotes, then what's the problem with me publishing them for all to see? How am I the problem in what was said here?

Apparently Bono and Mr. The Edge aren't the only ones smoking way too much weed. It seems to be going around.

A West Virginia lawmaker, seeking the award for Biggest Kiss-Ass Pussy of 2009, has proposed a bill making the Barbie doll illegal in the state of West Virginia. The Barbie Ban Bill, proposed by Democratic Delegate Jeff Eldridge (D - for dickless) Lincoln County, says such toys influence girls to place too much importance on physical beauty, at the expense of their intellectual and emotional development.

Listen, shithead, what influences girls to place importance on physical beauty is their own fucking brains responding to basic instincts and estrogen going back to their time in the womb. The Barbie wouldn't sell if not for those instincts and hormones. As usual, the socialist Democrats have it ass-backwards, blaming an object for the actions and desires of human beings rather than respecting and understanding the human beings themselves. This is one of the hazards of being a raging sociopath, a complete lack of understanding of human beings and a commensurate lack of respect for the rights of said human beings to choose things simply because they want them.

Perhaps we should outlaw breast implants since it clearly distorts women's view of their own bodies, too? And padded bras. And tight skirts and little black dresses and Spandex and everything from Victoria's Secret, while we're at it. Heaven forbid Democrats allow anyone to make their own choices in life. Why, that would be too ... too .... pro-choice.

Jimmy Fallon has taken over for Conan O'Brian on his talk show. I saw part of it the other night. I realize that it has only just started and Jimmy was probably pretty nervous, but it sucked. Granted, I turned it off before the guests came out. That was probably a mistake. But I had work to do. Anyway, it's only TV.

And now for something ... just really weird:

And something a little better ...

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