She looked pretty darn HOT for 60. She was drinking quite a bit and, while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if he'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.
He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it.
So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth and, looking directly into his eyes, says, "Tonight's your lucky night."
So they go back to her place.
She clicks on the hall light right as they enter, and she shouts upstairs:
"Mom! You still awake?"
* Emailed to me by Stacy the Peanut Queen
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