Redneck Firewood

redneck toilet phone
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

sheriff hatless mustache
"What can I do for you?"

redneck toilet phone
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

sheriff hatless mustache
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

overhead police crime scene
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.

police invasion
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

police bullethole
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

redneck sheriff white hat
They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly thereafter, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

redneck toilet phone
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?"

redneck cell tower

redneck toilet phone
"Did they chop your firewood?"

redneck cell tower

redneck toilet phone
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

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