Whatever Can Go Wrong part 4 - The Man with a Thousand Names

36 hours and no sleep. We were getting fuzzy in the head. We had been handed off to a guy in Bangalore by the vendor. His name is Avinash, or so I'm told. Somehow, between the lack of sleep and the rarity of this name we could not seem to remember it to save our lives. So the following is a list, in as close to the original order as possible, of our many attempts at remembering his name correctly:



Acronymn, Abercrombie, Aquafina, Antarctica, Argentina, Ashcroft, Assmaster, Asminov (we thought he might be Russian for a moment), Aardvark, Asparagus, Asswipe, Alice, Asquatch, Amethyst, AntiChrist, Ananova, Anus, Aspercream, Aber, Anaconda, Antaquanta, Asphyncter, Ankleweight, Anorreah, Avalanche, Avenue, Acknom, Antelope, Artichoke, Antifreeze, Applicider, Arhive Agent, Anaheim, Alimony, Alabama, Applesauce



In Asminov's defense, he was as professional as he could be and we never said these names directly to him. It was more in the context of, "Get ... what's his name again ... Alice .. get Alice on the phone. This isn't working."



In our own defense, we were still calling each other 'bitch' and high on coffee and no sleep, so anything that could keep us going was worthwhile.

You have read this article with the title Whatever Can Go Wrong part 4 - The Man with a Thousand Names. You can bookmark this page URL http://thebohemianbunny.blogspot.com/2004/06/whatever-can-go-wrong-part-4-man-with.html. Thanks!