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But I don't feel sick

The Swine Flu epidemic is sweeping the media newsrooms across America. A handful of people have become sick. Some have died down in Mexico, where Universal Healthcare made sure they got the best medical treatment that government can provide. Meanwhile, in the United States, where we have horrible private health care instead of the awesome government controlled, social-security-like health care, only a small baby in Texas has died. The official position of the U.S. Federal Government in response to the Swine Flu epidemic is to encourage everyone to panic and run for their lives. Critics point to how dramatically this response differs from the PC Police's response to the AIDS epidemic, but coincides perfectly with their "the sky is falling" approach to global warming, which is now only permitted to be referred to as "climate change", a more malleable term which could mean any damn thing from a coming ice age (1970s enviroterrorist scam) to raging global heat wave (21st Century enviroterrorist scam).

Meanwhile, the Cunt News Network, CNN, is still focused 100 percent on Casey Anthony and Octomom, because that's what really matters.

Banner week for Dems

In Minnesota, where 'Election Fraud' alarms have been going off since November, Al Franken is on the verge of officially succeeding in stealing the election to the U.S. Senate. This, coupled with Senator Arlen Spectre's decision to finally come out of the closet and admit openly and officially that he is, in fact, a leftist socialist, even changing his name legally from Arlen to "Che Guevara", gives President Obama and the socialist Democratic Party a supermajority in the Senate and total power and control over the entire United States government - every sociopath's dream come true.

I'm afraid your little Tea Party rebellion will fail

H.R.1913 explained

The House of Representatives has just declared the Bill of Rights to be 'merely an annoying suggestion' what with its requirement that all laws meet the Equal Protection clause. The Democrat-controlled House has passed H.R. 1913, which says that any incident in which a gay person is injured, afraid of being injured, or simply offended by anyone who dares to disagree, is a Federal Hate Crime and will be prosecuted by the U.S. Government with massive and outsized penalties (crucifixion) for the accused. Republicans attempted to amend the bill to be more inclusive, adding pregnant women, elderly persons, and veterans to the 'protected classes', but the Democrats wouldn't hear of it. H.R. 1913, also known as the "Perez Hilton is a Misogynistic Cunt" bill, is intended only for the purpose of paying off The Gay Lobby by creating a special privileged and protected class of Americans based solely on their claim that they are homosexuals who love them some ass. They do not have to prove that they are really and truly gay, because no one really wants to see that. This is why, should this bill become law, I am declaring myself to be gay.

Perez Hilton is a Misogynistic Cunt

You don't know the power of the Dark Side!

President Obama is celebrating his first 100 days in the White House by expressing his bitterness and anger at America and those who dare to disagree with his $10 trillion of spending for socialism. What a great start!

As the Democrat-agenda begins to play out, more and more Americans are rereading their Constitution and Bill of Rights, much to the dismay of President Palpatine Obama and his most ardent supporters, who fear that the following clause in the 14 Amendment could be used against him as grounds for impeachment:

"3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability."

What is beauty?

People Magazine names Michelle Obama to their "Most Beautiful" list, prompting Susan Boyle and a host of other very ordinary-looking persons to submit their names to the magazine along with demands that they, too, be included on the now-meaningless list.

To be fair, the list was chosen by the same misogynistic queens that chose Miss USA this year, so it's somewhat understandable that they don't know what the hell they're talking about.

People Magazine's now meaningless list

Davy Souter

Supreme Court Justice "wavy" Davy Souter, otherwise known as "President Bush Sr's biggest mistake", has announced that he is retiring from the Supreme Court of the United States. This announcement has prompted speculation among Obama's Believers that the President will choose a woman as his replacement, and probably a black lesbian woman just to satisfy their constant craving for life to imitate television as closely as possible. President Obama has refused to say whether he will follow this 'TV diversity' guideline or not, but has stated openly that the single most important qualification for any candidate is that they pass his anti-Constitution litmus test. And also that they kneel down and suck it real good.

Swine Flu Prevention Tip #1

Don't Do This

This has been a public service announcement of Memphis Steve and the Nude Memphis Blog. Be safe - place condoms over all your children to keep them from getting sick.
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