A - Age: 999
B - Birthplace: Rocketown, Alabama
C - Car: pick one, Nissan truck, Chevelle, Monte Carlo. I sold the Wildcat.
D - Dad's middle name: Claude
E - Essential make-up: Am I gay? No. No make-up, thanks.
F - Favorite Movie: Tobacco Road
G - Gold or Silver: Hmm, gold is trading at about $700 per ounce and silver is closer to $8. So I'm thinking gold is probably better. Send all you got. Thanks.
H - Hometown before where you are now: Your hometown never changes. It doesn't matter where you are now.
I - Insomnia: Used to be a big problem. It started when I was about 11 and really screwed me up for several years. But now I have the internet to keep me up way later than insomnia ever intended.
J - Job: I'm an Engineer. Yeeha. All you women throw your bras at me now.
K - Kids: Don't have any kids, as you well know if you've been reading my blog for any length of time.
L - Living arrangements: I didn't exactly "arrange" to be alive, but I am.
M - Mom's middle name: Mom doesn't have a middle name.
N - Name (full first, middle, last, jr., II, whatever): Memphis Steve Blogger Lord of Transylvania
O - Overnight hospital stays: Um, lemme think. My birth .... maybe that's the only one? Both knee surgeries were in the early morning and I was home by that night, I think. Then again, there was quite a lot of morphine involved in that first surgery so maybe I'm wrong. Sinus surgery was over at Baptist and I actually had a room and all that. I can't remember much about what happened after surgery. There were a lot of drugs involved. I don't know.
P - Prom date: Yes, I had one. And she had an extra one. But I did get to go to a grand total of 3 different proms, so I guess that should count for something.
Q - Quote: "I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
R - Religious affiliation: I was raised Southern Baptist, although my parents had their own unique beliefs and they often differed from mine, so I guess we're all independent thinkers in my house. We ask a lot of questions. I've gone to Methodist, Presbyterian, Charismatic, Lutheran, Church of Christ, and Catholic Mass many times. And then of course all of my socialist/feminist teachers and professors subjected me to their religious beliefs for months on end, although that was against my will and obviously I rejected their faith in mass murdering tyrants and manhaters.
S - Siblings: 4 of them.
T - Time you wake up: Well, it's 2:00 a.m. and I'm still going.
U - Unnatural hair colours you've worn: None that I can recall.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: I don't know, pissed on carrots, I guess. Or potatoes that have been up George Michael's ass. Those are both valid examples.
W - Worst habit: trusting people
X - X-rays: oh hell, I've been an athlete since I was 6. I can't think of a part of me that hasn't been X-rayed.
Y - Yummy foods you make: Spaghetti
Z - Zodiac: Aquarius, and for God's sake don't start singing that ridiculous song. Trust me, this is NOT the age of Aquarius.
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