Thursday Things To Think About

It's Thursday. I've been contemplating some of the 'wisdom' gleaned from TV and movies and reached a conclusion. They're full of shit. So here are some of my thoughts, for whatever they're worth.




We are all equally capable of both good and evil, despite what the politicians and political activists claim.

There is no ‘magic negro’, nor were the American Indians inherently more noble or pure than the Pilgrims or Cowboys.

Homosexuals are not more moral or wise than heterosexuals, but they are on average much wealthier.

It is highly unlikely that the prostitute on the corner is secretly harboring a heart of gold and an eternally optimistic attitude about life.

If you learn great wisdom from a homeless addict then you were likely a great fool to begin with.

It is unlikely that God is a black man with a goatee. If he were he’d probably have appeared that way when Moses saw him, but since he didn’t it’s pretty likely that it’s just the drug addicts of Hollywood trying to fuck with the white Christians in the audience, as usual.

Feminists used to like to bleat on and on about the “male ego.” But since their own egos have become so massively inflated over the past 30 years, they’ve stopped talking about it. Funny how that worked out.

The older I get the more TV sucks.

The older I get the more obvious everything becomes.

The older I get the more attractive women become, as I find that there are no hard and fast rules as to what makes a woman beautiful, other than what is in her heart.

There’s really nothing Christian or godly about driving too slow in the passing lane. It’s just a way of pissing everyone off and forcing them to pass on the right.

When feminism became the official state religion, all depictions of angels suddenly became female. In the Bible they are male. Apparently no one remembers.

Bumperstickers are for people who don’t know how to blog.

If there’s one sure way to get your workout in at a crowded gym, it’s to do squats. Very few people really want to work that hard. The squat rack is usually available.

Having to minor in math in college and subsequently study mathematical probability, I learned a very important fact: all gambling was designed to ensure that The House wins most of the time, even when the game isn’t rigged. The free alcohol is simply to help you forget that.

Having worked in a bank for 3 years, I saw the consequences of variable interest loans, both for the loan holder and for the bank when they have to foreclose in a declining housing market. Nobody wins.

I think there is a lot to be learned from observing how convinced of their own great wisdom a person becomes as they get stoned.

A nation with no concept of God is a nation without answers. But a nation that knows God and rejects Him is a nation without hope or future.


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Quotes:

“Here is the prime condition for success: Concentrate your energy, thought and capital exclusively upon the business in which you are engaged.”
- Andrew Carnegie, really, really rich man

“A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.”
- David Brinkley, journalist and avid brick thrower

“There is no time for cut-and-dried monotony. There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.”
- Coco Chanel, fashion icon and chain smoker

“If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance.”
- Lincoln, 16th president and skilled politician, responsible for killing nearly half the population of the United States in only 3 years

“The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.”
- Henry Ford, businessman who would be really pissed if he knew what his company is up to these days
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