84 percent
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Family Violence Council

The local paper just printed a very large article in which some men employed by the Family Violence Council claim that 84% of American women have been raped.



Yes, 84%.



Reading further into the article, past all the standard feminist statistics about wife beating and others that have been repeatedly disproven, I found the claim that 61% of rapes are never reported to anyone. So 61% of the 84% are known only to those women themselves?



There's an obvious question here. If a rape is never reported how does it end up in the statistics for rape? And how can anyone honestly believe that 84% of the women in any country have been raped?



I'd like to introduce the men making these claims to a good psychiatrist. I'd like to see their faces as the psychiatrist explains to them about the concept of projection. It seems that researchers keep finding that people who go around making wild-assed accusations against other people tend to be the ones most likely to be guilty of the accused behavior themselves, and feel some strange need to punish everyone else for it in the hopes that it will somehow atone for their own sins.



The generic term for this sort of thing is 'witch hunt.'



In layman's terms it's called 'bullshit.'
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Cranberry juice tastes like piss

I've just discovered that real cranberry juice (not from concentrate and no sugar added) tastes like piss. I find this ironic since I'm having to drink it for a bladder infection.

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Shave the Cat
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Shave the Cat

My wife just telephoned me.

"You've got to do something. I just nearly stepped on a dingleberry. You've got to do something about the cat's butt."

"What do you want me to do, shave it?"

"Yes, whatever. I can't have him going around dropping these turds on the floor."

"So you want me to shave the cat's butt?!"

"YES!"



I can't wait to get home.



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Reply All

A friend just emailed me (and a thousand other people apparently) a list of inspirational sayings. At the top of the list was "behind every successful woman is herself." I took this to mean that the woman has a very large butt and replied with this very insight. Unfortunately, I 'repy all'ed instead of simply replying to the woman who sent it. Now my inbox is packed with emails from a hundred women who work on Redstone Arsenal in Alabama and who didn't see the humor in my perspective.



So now I'm just sitting here thinking about the missiles that they build there and how my father used to design them before he retired. I wonder if those things can reach Memphis from where they are now?

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Stress-related Blog

I've just started this blog and already I'm stressed. To be fair the stress has nothing to do with the blog. After all, no one is reading this yet except me. And I say 'yet' as if other people are going to start flooding in here to see what I'm up to. But I do have reason to expect something. My Buick Wildcat webpage has led to a lot of traffic and feedback over the years. Then it was in Car Craft. And just this month Spike TV called me up and wanted to use it for a show '52 Favorite Cars' or something like that. They featured the Wildcat as the favorite make-out car. Go figure. I guess I can understand. I tried to make out in a 1973 Toyota Corolla once. It did not go well. And then some dork in a Pontiac Fiero came along and interrupted.



Well, so much work to do and so little time and money. And that's why I'm stressed. Tony at CSC is apparently mad at me. He bad-mouthed me to the company CIO, which is a rather extreme thing to do. My boss wasn't happy about it. Neither was I. But seeing as Tony is in California and I'm in Memphis there isn't a whole heck of a lot I can do about that. Maybe I'll send him a bribe and see if I can smooth things over.
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