Wicked Wednesday

Male Bashing Packaged and Marketed as a Video Game
There's a new female-only video game out. It's called "Hey Baby" and it's a first person shoot'em up game in which a woman walks down the street shooting and killing various random men for the 'crime' of speaking to her. The ever-female supremacist media is thrilled about it, celebrating the blatantly sexist nature of the game. The game is currently sold out, indicating that not only do a substantial number of women consider misandric sexism to be acceptable, but highly desirable and thus profitable as well. Expect a flood of misandric video games following the success of this one. Male bashing is easy money.



Pedro and Jose Live Longer Than You
A new study has found that in the United States, Hispanics outlive whites and blacks both, by several years. The US Congress, the single largest exploiter of illegal alien labor, has indicated that this is a non-issue and nothing to be concerned about. "As long as it isn't white males outliving anybody there is no problem here", a US Government official representing the White House said.



Obama Objects to Americans Fear of his Marxism
US President Barack "Daddy Warbucks" Obama is accusing Republicans of "fear mongering" and cites the American voters' overwhelming fear of President Obama's destructive Marxist policies as proof. "The American People are utterly terrified of what I'm doing to the economy, not only of America, but the entire world, with my progressive redistribution of wealth policies. I am the first black Robin Hood and I should be celebrated, worshipped even, for my great achievements and social justice policies. There is simply no excuse for Americans to be afraid just because I might be damaging the future of America a little bit."



Gay Old Republicans
Almost as if in response to the criticisms the Tea Party has leveled against the Republican Party leadership and its stubbornly out-of-touch policies, a tiny, but powerful homosexual wing of the Republican Party, the Log Cabin Republican, have successfully sued the United States military to end its "Don't ask, don't tell" policy for homosexuals serving in the armed forces. The lawsuit could not possibly be further out of sync with the views and values of conservative Republican voters. The lawsuit illustrates clearly the chasm of disconnect that exists between the voters and the Republican Party leaders, who have recently allied with Democratic Party leaders in a join effort to crush the Tea Party uprising in what can only be described as the most self-serving and short-sighted effort ever by Republican Party leaders. Tea Party supporters, should they ultimately abandon the Republican Party, would leave the Republican Party a tiny shadow of its former self, irrelevant and unwinnable in any future elections.



Peking Penis Pianist
An armless pianist has won the first ever season of "China's Got Talent" by playing the piano with his genitalia. "It's truly amazing to see," one noticably excited Chinese woman said. "I have never seen any man do what this man can do with his dingaling and dangleberries. I think I love him!"



New Zealand Not Laughing At Dikshit
A New Zealand television host has quit his job over a dispute relating to his mispronunciation of Sheila Dikshit's fairly awkward and obviously humorous name. "You can't tell me that her name isn't hilarious," the disgruntled host allegedly or possibly never said. "Any New Zealander who can't see the humor in this is a disgrace to our great nation and should pack up and move to America, with all of their ridiculous political correctness and pink fucking everything all over the place."



Flooding in Rio
Massive flooding in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, has prompted thousands of sleek, sexy Brazilian women to throw off their clothing and swim to work in the nude. "We are Brazilian," one anonymous nude woman said. "We won't let a little thing like water stop us from living our lives. We can swim like fish." The American Embassy in Brazil has reported a different type of flood, one consisting of American photographers flying into Rio to photograph the amazing spectacle. "I can't really blame them," Ambassador Keanue Reeves was reported to have said. "These Brazilian women are super hot."



Aliens Signaling Earth with a Special Offer
Australian astronomer Ragbir Bhathal claims to have detected a signal from the vicinity of Gliese 581g, the planet in the zone of habitability for life. He explained, "I have deciphered the signal and determined that it is an advertisement for "Girls Gone Wild" DVDs. I have ordered 10 of them so that I can study this new alien life form at play. It is all for the efforts of science."



Loonies On The Path
Yesterday in traffic I noticed a high level of lunacy and rage on the part of drivers. All I knew was that a cold front had been replaced with a warm front, my knee was hurting and rain was expected. I had assumed the hot weather following the cold was to blame. But then I read about the earthquake in Oklahoma and it made more sense to me. The worst traffic I have ever seen, with the most insanely aggressive and lunatic behavior, was the day before a major earthquake in Illinois. I was going to write another Loonies on the Path post about it, but I just never got around to it. So this is it.

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Secret Knowledge

I just spent an hour listening to a man at the gym with an interesting, albeit unhealthy, worldview. Let me lay it out for you so you can see what I mean.


All the world is controlled by someone. We're all just sheep. Oh, we think we're free, but really we're "debt slaves" to the government. The government is owned by a big corporation. This big corporation controls the whole world. It doesn't have a name, but it used to be the Virginia Trading Company. Somehow the Virginia Trading Company gained control of the entire world, including Asia and the Middle East, through the banks. The banks are all controlled by one central bank in England. The name of that bank is a secret. The secret central bank in England is controlled by the British Royal Family. Everyone in the British Royal Family is related to The Rothchilds. All the Rothchilds are Jews. The Jews control the whole world and make us all slaves through their secret central bank, which is in England, but no one knows where exactly or what its name is. This secret group of Rothchild Jewish English Royals all agree on everything and have been following the same central plan for thousands of years. This secret bank is thousands of years old. Probably King Arthur was an agent of the secret bank even. The Romans probably had something to do with it. It was probably begun by Methuselah or Abraham or something. Maybe Cain, because we all know what a cold-blooded bastard he was.

All political parties are subservient to this bank, so there is really no point in voting because it doesn't matter if you vote for a Democrat, a Republican, a Tea Party candidate, a Labour or Torrie or Communist or Green, or even a Nazi - because they all are willing secret agent servant slaves of the secret bank of Jews in England. Prince Charles is one of them.



But wait, there's more.


Even China, which we think is actually an enemy of the West, is just a slave of this Jewish Royal Bank which may or may not have involved Benny Hill and Rowan Atkinson. The whole Chinese navy, which is increasingly seeming to threaten the Pacific Ocean in an effort to take control, is just an illusion. All those ships belong to Benny Hill's secret Jewish Royal Bank of English Rothchilds. Even Pakistan, where we all think Osama bin Laden and the Taliban are hiding, is just a slave of the Secret Jewish Royal Bank of Mr Bean Rothchild. Even Russia and India and Pakistan and South Africa and Zimbabwe and Cuba and Venezuela and Colombia and Greenland and Timbuktu, are all slaves of the Secret Monte Python Royal Jewish Bank of Funny Walks and King Arthur.


But not Israel. Israel gets everything it has for free and pays no taxes to The Bank somehow.


And not the Vatican, because The Pope is secretly a Rothchild and a Jew and can do the funny walks like John Cleese and has been known to run around while saxophone music blairs Boots Randolph's "Yakety Sax" theme song from Benny Hill and people chase him, including nuns with large breasts bouncing and exposed and a bald old man whom the Pope likes to slap on the top of his head repeatedly.


And we, we are all sheep without minds of our own. We all believe, because we are fools, that we have free will and that freedom can exist. Everyone is a sheep. Even the Rothchilds and Benny Hill and Mr Bean. Yet somehow they run the world, following the wishes of their forefathers to the letter, without ever having an independent thought of their own or deviating from The Plan in the slightest, because this is how people are. We are all the same. We all think and act the same. None of us is capable of forming an independent thought or having a desire which might drive us to subvert The Plan for our own ends. No one in the super secret Jewish English Rothchild family has ever secretly wished to trick the others into giving up control to this one person who, for reasons which simply cannot exist, might think differently or view things in a different light or simply be a selfish, power-hungry ass.

In other words, there is no such thing as a sociopath or narcissist or personality disorder of any kind. There are no schizophrenics and no evil geniuses. All the Rothchilds and all of us are mentally mere clones without the capacity for thought or true desire or especially selfishness. Except that The Plan is purely selfish, a master plan of purest evil designed to keep us all enslaved to the super secret bank which has no name and is run by no one in particular and no one knows about.


Except for this guy that I met at the gym. He knows. He knows all about it. He has "secret knowledge" that he gained from reading some secret books. Whomever wrote those books was probably kidnapped and murdered because, you know, no one is supposed to know this stuff. And he insists that I need to read those books so that I can join him in 'knowing the secret knowledge.'

And here is where I see the biggest problem. Since we're all sheep and have no free will and the whole world is controlled by a secret Jew in a secret bank in a secret location in England, what possible good would it do me to know this stuff? What would I be expected to do with this information? If I have no free will and I'm a slave to this conspiracy, clearly I cannot fight it. Clearly I cannot beat it. If what he says is true, clearly there must be no hope in this world for any of us. That being the case, am I not better off being ignorantly blissful, drinking my beer and watching football and thinking my vote counts and the Tea Party is shaking up Washington DC and unexpected things, which we cannot foresee, do occasionally happen to alter the course of events, to alter the direction of life on this world?



To simply have some 'secret knowledge' that no one else has, yet do nothing with it, because the knowledge itself is that there is nothing we can do, is, to me, of no value whatever. It is a kind of circular logic that leads you nowhere and simply leaves you dizzy and filled with despair. It is a philosophy of misery and defeatism.


This is the kind of thinking that leads people to move out into the woods where they live in a shack with no electricity or toilets, eating out of tin cans and feeling proud of themselves because they have removed themselves from "the grid." Their biggest thrill in life is in knowing that the government doesn't know where they are and can't spy on them or tax them, largely because they have no money, and therefore, this makes them free. They believe they are better off than the rest of us, even as they sit in a tiny wooden box filled with the aroma of their own stink, much like a man sitting in a prison cell does.


Come to think of it, this is exactly the sort of thing Ted Kaczynski believed in. This is the sort of belief that led him to move out into a wooden shack in the woods and build bombs, which he then brought into town and mailed here and there, randomly murdering innocent "sheep" as a form of cowardly protest, apparently, of the fact that the other sheep hadn't joined him in living out in the woods in wooden shacks filled with misery, darkness and the smell of sweat and human excrement.



I don't know why it was so important to this guy that he tell me all this stuff. We were in the gym, presumably for the purpose of working out. But he didn't want to let me work out. He would get in my way and talk, talk, talk about this stuff. When I stopped making eye-contact and focused on my workout, he would physically move himself into my line of sight. When I looked down, he actually squatted down in front of me so that he would, once again, be in my line of sight and making eye contact as he shoved his conspiracy theory down my throat.

That wasn't even the worst part. The worst part was that any time I tried to reply to him or ask him to consider any other option, or simply answer a question which I thought might be relevant, he would just ignore me and keep going. He wasn't interested in interacting with "a sheep", apparently. He was only interested in delivering a long, boring, conspiracy-laden monologue which I was not supposed to interrupt with my own thoughts or opinions.

You see, apparently he truly does view all other human beings as mere sheep. Thus, we aren't allowed our own opinions. It isn't Jewish Royal Family Pope Bankers thinking this way. It's him.




It's him and the freaky fat guy in this video here ...

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