Wifeism - XVIII - New Cars

It was a cold night. We had just left the restaurant. We got into the car and started it up. My wife reached over to turn on the heat. As she did so she turned to me with a smile and spoke.

WIFE: "You know what's great about the new cars?"

MEMPHIS: "What?"

WIFE: "They have thermometers!"

MEMPHIS: BLINK BLINK

... Long pause ...

MEMPHIS: "You mean a thermostat?"

WIFE: "That's what I said ... isn't it?"

MEMPHIS: "Hey, you know what's great about our medicine cabinet?"

WIFE: "Oh shut up!"
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