FYF - Nancy's in the house!


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Fuck You Friday


It's another Fuck You Friday.

We've just had our 2006 elections and things have changed quite dramatically.
The news, meanwhile, is as fucked up as ever:



U.N. says 2005 set greenhouse gas record

Great, no more gas crisis! Anyway, nothing the U.N. says carries any weight with anyone who’s paying attention.

Radio host fired over candidate insult

You KNOW he didn’t insult a Republican because no one ever gets fired for that. They get an Emmy instead.

Evangelist admits meth, massage, no sex

This is why Jesus instructed his followers to practice discernment and judge harshly those who claim to be good but do the opposite. While the antichristers mindlessly parrot “don’t judge” in order to escape justice for their crimes people of wisdom say “throw his ass OUT.”

Scientists track effects of negative ads

The study found that negative ads work, especially on people who don’t bother to find out what the issues are and where their candidates stand on them. I’m thinking people who don’t know shouldn’t be voting anyway. And besides, there'll be more than enough ballot-box stuffing to make up for their missing votes.

Girl Scouts go after parents they say failed to hand over cookie cash

They’ve established a special “Scout Court” where they drag in accused customers, declare them guilty, and then shackle them with 18 years of “Cookie Support” payments that critics say are outrageously high. I wonder where they came up with this idea? Oh wait, I think I know.

Study shows why the young may shun condoms

Probably because the punks fire off their load before they can even get them rolled all the way down.

Man finds letters to God at sea

I’ll bet God is really pissed at his mailman. “Where’s my mail?!”

"Misogynist" urinals flushed out to eBay

Pull out your dictionary and look up the word “misandrist”. Not there? Why the hell not?! Think about it.

Man posts sex offender photo on MySpace

Am I the only one reminded of the book “The Scarlet Letter” whenever someone does some shit like this?

Police say man used mower to cut slur

That’s very resourceful. And green. I just pour gasoline and light it. In fact, the U.N. claims that I’m responsible for the entire global warming scam, I mean, crisis.

Man hopes jail means no support payments

It doesn’t work that way. It’s called debtors prison for a reason and the longer you’re in the bigger your debt is declared to be. Theoretically, if they weren’t so keen on taking you for every cent they can, they’d keep you in indefinitely. Many men have been kept for years and years because they had no money. In fact, for most having no money was their only crime. You should have fled the country.

Voters reject South Dakota abortion ban

See, I told you so.

Voters reject abortion, gay marriage ban

The day before the election the headline said Tennessee rejected the gay marriage ban. Funny how it changed after Tennessee voters spoke 80 percent in support of it. Apparently they prefer to make up the news rather than report what actually happened.

Pelosi says Democrats are ready to lead

She said she is 'the speaker of the House, not just the speaker of the Democrats.' She’s under the impression that she’s received a mandate from the majority. She’s ready to rock and roll for her church of the San Fran Socialist Fanatics, which won’t do much to maintain the support Democrats received in this election, but might still provide enough push for her to impeach her way into the White House. If she isn’t careful she may be a bigger detriment to her party than the Republican party leaders have been to theirs, leading to a big reversal by voters 2 years from now. Make no mistake, she’s as wacky as anything to ever come out of Berkley and she’s all set to run storm troopers from one end of America to the other. This should be interesting, to say the least. I’ll be anxiously awaiting the circus to see how much The Media covers her ass and how much it just can’t manage to hide. Viciously partisan impeachment attempts should be starting up soon.

Wife pleads guilty to killing husband, whose remains were found along N.C. parkway

Fifty bucks says she’s out on parole, if not outright pardoned, within five years of this verdict. Watch the clowns dance. All the world is indeed a stage and our courts are just a circus.

Bush says disappointed with election results

No shit?

Democrat win may shift focus to U.S. middle class

Yes, the focus of new and higher taxes will shift to reaming out the middle class. We knew that already.

Business on defensive as Dems win in US elections

Socialism is generally bad for business, no matter how you voted. Any party that loves Fidel Castro can’t be a friend of business. Layoffs, taxes, inflation, oh my! Layoffs, taxes, inflation, oh my! Brace yourselves, it looks like rain.

Bush, Nancy Pelosi try to reconcile

Like John and Lorena Bobbitt, this romance will end the same way.

France tests new long-range missile

It’s called the FIFI and it’s fashionable and pink, but not very accurate.

Houston landscaper accused of bigotry

I’m sorry. I was under the impression that everyone in the United States had a right to their own views and beliefs. Even so, putting this sort of thing into writing was a mistake. Now they're going to burn down your business and nail you to a cross while simultaneously handing out their "women and minority owned business" directories to encourage others to do exactly what you just did, but with PC government approval.

Mass. gay marriage debate begins again

Of course it does. Didn’t I say last week that they’d do this as soon as the Democrats had all been elected and were no longer threatened by it as a campaign issue? Told you so.

Russia, China plan joint space projects

Look at that! The very next day after Nancy Pelosi and company took over our most deadly enemies announce their plans for a joint military space program. What do you suppose it means?

Virginal woman may pick up "bad" vaginal bacteria

Why is the word “bad” in quotation marks? Is it part of some sort of quote? Is it to show sarcasm? Is it the opinion of the writer that an infection of the vajayjay isn’t really bad, but only drawn that way? WTF?!

Agent Orange exposure tied to ills in Vietnam vets

What is this, 1972? How did this become a story again? Do you not even know what fucking year this is?

Wrongfully convicted man awarded $450K

He was wrongfully convicted of raping a 13-year-old girl and sent to prison back in 1985. DNA evidence has shown him to be completely innocent. Even so, I’ll bet they’ll keep him on the sex offender registry and continue to post his name, address, and photo all over the internet and the news. Eventually, someone will probably kill him.

Cuba gloats over U.N. vote, U.S. Republican losses

Sometimes you can learn as much about someone by who their friends are as anything else.

U.N.: Lack of sanitation has human cost

The civilized world figured this out over 2000 years ago, but the UN is only just now discovering it. Fabulous!

Man uses bug story to make women disrobe

Please tell me this story!

Cost of children rising faster than house prices

That’s because the socialists have politicized education, forcing all good parents to send their children to private schools or home school them.

Irish police baton-charge Shell protesters

Frosted Lucky Charms, they’re magically delicious! Sorry, that’s the imagery in my head as I read this. I'm picturing a bunch of guys in green suits and hats running around wacking one another and shouting "blimey!"

Dumped by text? Britney's ex joins growing club

Britney dumped Kevin by text? What a chickenshit!

Political winds shift for 2008 White House race

Eeeeee heh heh heh! I'll get you, my Pretty, and your little dog, Toto, too!
Like farting into a fan, Nancy Pelosi has thrown a stink into Hillary’s carefully laid plans. Tune in tomorrow as Nancy and Hillary fight over who is their baby’s daddy and which of them is the real mother!

Brit burns bum with firecracker

This British soldier just got back from Iraq, only to get drunk and stick explosives up his own ass. Poor guy will never fart again.


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