"Kick it! Kick it!" she shouted in glee as her beloved Broncos set up for a field goal.
"Hey, how come the guards aren't throwing up their arms?" she asked me.
"Huh? What guards?"
"The guards down on the field. They kicked it through the goal posts and the guards aren't sticking up their arms to show that they scored."
"You mean, the referees?"
"Yeah, whatever. They look like guards with the stripey shirts on."
To be fair, they were lazy 'guards'. They should have been signaling the score.
You have read this article with the title Wifeisms - XVII - Guards. You can bookmark this page URL https://thebohemianbunny.blogspot.com/2006/10/wifeisms-xvii-guards.html. Thanks!