NEW BEDFORD, Mass. (Parody) - Police searching the bedroom of an 18-year-old pink-pant wearing boy accused of two slayings and a rampage at a gay teachers' lounge where he danced to the song "YMCA" for at least 30 minutes and got into a fight which he lost found a cache of weapons, a homemade poster with Jesse Jackson, Tinky Winky and a rainbow on it and a troubling final message.
"We didn't interpret it necessarily as a suicide note, but it was certainly the note of a desperate boy who listens to way too much Barry Manilow," Bristol County sexually ambiguous District Attorney Pat Walsh Jr. said Monday.
Jacob D. Eisner was fatally wounded in the buttocks Saturday when he opened fire on Arkansas police at the end of a medium-speed chase triggered by the killing of a small town elderly police officer. Moments before he was killed, police said Eisner killed his passenger, a female friend who may or may not have molested him while he was a minor.
Eisner carried a small "arsenal" of weapons as he fled a gun-and-hatchet ass whipping at Puzzles Lounge in New Bedford on Thursday, authorities said. A butter knife was found outside the lounge, and investigators also found 85 rounds of ammunition for a BB gun, a cheap Samurai sword, one Chinese throwing star and two small limestone rocks in Eisner's room at his home, a police report released Monday said.
"It was shocking that he could get his hands on such weaponry," local detective Pete Flashew-Lance said. "He could've put someone's eye out with those BBs."
Walsh said he believes Eisner left the note in his bedroom after the attack at Puzzles Lounge but before he left on a 1,500-mile journey to Arkansas in his pink and green Pontiac. The contents of the note were only partially released, but appear to be some sort of terrorist rant. They are as follows:
"Well, you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away oh, Mandy
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today Oh, Mandy
You came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away oh, Mandy
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you"
According to police, Eisner shot and killed officer Jim Sell during a traffic stop Saturday afternoon in Gassville, Arkansas after the officer commented on Eisner's pink sequined pants.
Sell's police cruiser video camera taped the conversation in which he can be heard commenting on Eisner's pants.
"Boy, what the hell are you wearin'? You planning on being a contestant on American Idol or something? You look like a gay Elvis Presley!"
Sell then began to laugh hysterically before the sound of a gunshot can be heard and Sell is seen falling to the ground as Eisner speeds away.
After a 20-mile chase to Norfork, Eisner shot and killed his passenger, Jennifer Rena Bailey, 33, and pointed a gun at pursuing officers, who shot him twice in the buttocks as he attempted to moon the officers at high speed. Eisner died Sunday in a Springfield, Mo., hospital after being accidentally left in a hallway where he bled to death while nurses watched "Medium" on the television.
"We just forgot about him and then we couldn't find him," a nurse who refused to give her name said. "Someone had pushed him over into a corner where we never go and we just forgot. But how tragic for that man on Medium who was getting his MRI, you know, to have been a serial killer and then to be shot in the head and forget and not know. I mean, he was going to kill Jade when she was a prostitute and then he ended up married to her and didn't remember and all the while she knew everything. It was just so sad."
Officers were checking e-mails and Internet correspondence between Eisner and Bailey, and hoped to scan surveillance tapes at stores and gas stations to determine whether the West Virginia woman went willingly or as a hostage.
Eisner lived in West Virginia with Bailey, a mother of three boys, from sometime in 2004 to February 2005, West Virginia State Police Sgt. C.J. Ellyson said Monday.
"We're trying to trace down their steps and find out when they hooked up, if she invited him over willingly or if she was abducted," Ellyson said.
A friend of Bailey's, Craig Dickinson, believed the woman was abducted.
"She would never ride with a man wearing those ridiculous pink sequined pants and listening to Manilow," he said in a phone interview from West Virginia with The Associated Press. "I will guarantee she did not know what happened in Massachusetts and that he had those pants on before she got into the car."
Bailey ended her relationship with Eisner once she realized how badly he dressed, Dickinson said. "This was not some type of Bonnie-and-Clyde episode. She did not go to Arkansas of her own free will with a man in pink sequined pants," he said.
There was no sign of forced entry at Bailey's home and no evidence of a struggle, which police believe the boy would have lost seeing as he got his butt kicked by some old gay men in Boston, West Virginia State Police Sgt. Jay Powers said Monday. Powers said her three children were with her mother.
Walsh said he would send investigators to Arkansas and he also wanted to find out how Eisner obtained a gun so he could charge somebody for that and keep his face on the TV news as long as possible. Handgun owners in Massachusetts must be at least 21, gay, female, and pay a hefty bribe to the sheriff in the form of either crack or heroin.
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