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Another "Andy Rooney Said" Email


"I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE ?

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I have the right 'NOT' to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling; it is the Law of Probability.

I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!

My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot you if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in English , see the above lines.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich I don't pity the poor.

I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say 'NO!'

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!

I am sick of 'Political Correctness.' I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa ; so how can they be 'African-Americans'? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else

And if you don't like my point of view, tough..."




I have a hard time believing that Andy Rooney said any of this, even though it's funny and mostly true. I have an even harder time believing Sumner Redstone and the rest of the PC psychos of CBS would ever allow it to air. But I could be wrong. I just find it hard to believe that in this age of YouTube, no one can point me to the video.
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More Nude Email

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To: nudememphis@yahoo.com
Subject: Nude greetings
Date: Tue, 26 Jun 2007 16:17:04 -0400
From: livinaunatural@aol.com

Hello Steve,

I ran across your nude Memphis blog when I was searching to see if there were any nude recreation areas, etc. around Memphis. I will be in Memphis on business late July, and was thinking of coming a couple of days early if there were any nude opportunities around there. So is there anything? Official or unofficial places where people just go to strip down and enjoy the weather, along rivers or for nude hiking, etc.? Any help or suggestions you can give me would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks,

Scott




To: livinaunatural@aol.com
Subject: Re: Nude greetings
Date: Tue, 26 Jun 2007 16:17:04 -0400
From: nudememphis@yahoo.com

Howdy Scott,

Great to hear from a fellow nudist! Are there any nude opportunities here in Memphis?! You betcha! And what great timing on your part to ask me now! As it happens, this Fourth of July weekend, there is an all-nude motorcycle rally down on Beale Street. All the bikers will be there, and all will be as nude as they want to be. Most years, everyone just strips down before crossing into the city and rides all the way through Memphis straight to Beale Street in the buff. That's what I recommend you do. It's the only way to truly experience Nude Memphis as it was meant to be. Trust me on this one, Scott, riding the I240 loop around Memphis in the nude on the back of a big old Harley is like nothing else. And if you make it all the way to Beale Street, there will be a huge crowd of fellow enthusiasts waiting to greet you. I recommend you stay at the Madison, if you can afford it, or the Peabody. Saturday night is Nude Night on the rooftop of the Peabody, so if you get out of jail in time, head on up there for a naked partying good time! I'll be there, waiting to greet you and buy you a beer.

Sincerely,
Nude Memphis Steve


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Email From My Wife

Why is everyone so whiney and angry all the time? All day I listen to this. Is there no peace and quiet?

BE QUIET AND GET THE WORK DONE!!!!

I really need to pull someone’s hair out and a few of my own gray hairs!

QUIET!!! QUIET!!! QUIET!!!

Everyday it’s YACK, YACK, YACK, YACK, YACK!! What is there to say everyday!?

QUIET!!!
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