Memphis Steve Is

I stole this because, well, it was goofy. I know I've seen it everywhere, but it was on Margarita Girl's blog when I actually ran it for myself so you can blame her if you want to.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Memphis Steve!

1. It can take Memphis Steve several days to move just through one tree!
2. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Memphis Steve.
3. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Memphis Steve and compline.
4. Memphis Steve is the world's smallest mammal!
5. Memphis Steve is the world's largest rodent!
6. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Memphis Steve is near.
7. The porpoise is second to Memphis Steve as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
8. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Memphis Steve, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
9. It is bad luck to walk under Memphis Steve.
10. Memphis Steve has three eyelids.

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