Who was there? I'm so glad you asked.
Me: the person whose blog you are reading
My wife: the woman I am married to.
Bryant Malone: (aka Goofy/Goof, nicknamed by John Krysminski, 1982) - now engaged to Lisa.
Bryant's hot blonde sister, Carole: Class of '82.
Jim Farrell: Seattle Seahawk, dating Hot Blonde Carole. Didn't he used to have a 1967 Chevelle with a killer 454?
Richard Liminowski: Lisa yelled at him through the microphone, but he ignored us all.
Pam Breckenridge: fairly loud (but not drunk) and damned proud of it.
Pam's friend Diane: also fairly loud and encourging Pam to cause a lot of trouble. In fact, Pam says it's all Diane's fault that she did the things she did.
Laura Lockhart: came over and said 'Hi.'
Eric Schultz: now married to Laura Lockhart.
Eric Doehrman: with his head recently shaved to match Bryant Malone's new shave job. They put their heads together and Eric said "its a perfect pair of tits." No nipples, though.
Anna Ingegneri: Waited our table, fired off jokes to keep up with Pam and Diane as often as possible. Very funny.
Tan Man: the perpetually tanned guy with a small perm, sunglasses perched on his frizzy head, orange shorts, and no underwear. He sat up high so the women could examine him for testicular cancer. After many, many loudly rude and crude remarks from Pam and Diane he became discouraged and left (Pam is so mean.)
Old man in plaid jacket: comes every Saturday night, sits alone, drinks wine. I think we irritated him. Sorry.
Donnie: Lisa's musical partner. Funny guy.
Donnie's Hot Young Girlfriend: is she 21 yet? Very pretty.
Donnie's Hot young Girlfriend's Group of Hot Young Girlfriends: There was an army of them, but they left after a short stay. Just came to check out her man, apparently.
Bunch of People At Bar: Too far away to meet or even really comment on. No wait, there is one I will comment on.
Really, Really Drunk, Spikey Haired Bleached Blonde Chick: (There is a rumor that this was Amy Grammar, class of '87 or '88, nicknamed 'Bendover' as a freshman for reasons less interesting than it sounds) She started drinking late. She had a friend with her. They glared at Pam Breckenridge, who was yelling "WHOOOOO" a lot. Then she apparently felt compelled to catch up with and surpass Pam in alcohol consumption, inhaling entire bottles of beer without breathing once. Lots of high fives between her and the girl with her. Soon she was running around like a lunatic, trying to get guys to dance. She danced a short time with the guy who sat next to Mr. "Will You Play Some Neil Diamond" up at the bar. He was drunk enough to have that squinty-eyed, barely can see face and to dance in a place with no dancing. After dancing with him, she sat on Bryant Malone and tried to persuade him to dance with her. He did not want to dance and very carefully expressed this in the way that you do when someone you still want to be friends with tommorrow is really drunk and obnoxious tonight. Then she sort of wandered off back towards the bar, disappearing into the sea of squinty-eyed heavily intoxicated 2 a.m. Last Call people. The smoke in the air made it hard to see where she ended up. Perhaps on the floor? Anyway, she appeared to be having fun.
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