Fight the Geek, Bitch!

UNIX GUY #1
Dude, we got your Unix box taken care of.

UNIX GUY #2
Yeah, Dude, don't worry, we got it handled.

*** UNIX GUYS LEAVE ***

MEMPHIS STEVE
Hey, have you ever noticed how all the Unix guys refer to everyone as "dude" all the time?

CALIFORNIA SPYDERMAN
Yeah, they all do that. They're like a big group of siamese twins or something.

MEMPHIS STEVE
I think we should start doing that, just to make fun of them. Only instead of "dude" we should call each other something else.

CALIFORNIA SPYDERMAN
Yeah, that'd be funny. We could see if they notice.

MEMPHIS STEVE
Yeah. So, from now on we all call each other something, right?

ZACK
OK, so what are we gonna start calling everyone?

MEMPHIS STEVE
Bitch.

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Cinderella: the Sequel - For Boys

The other night we were watching "Cinderella" on TV.

Don't ask me why we were watching it. I'm married and sometimes I have to do these things.

Anyway, as the movie progressed my mind began to wander and it occurred to me, after they get married The Prince is going to hear an earfull about The Evil Step-Mother and how badly she treated Cinderella. And being The Prince, he can pretty much do whatever he likes about it.

Here's a fantasy movie for boys if ever there was one. How great would it be to be The Prince and be able to just ride over to Cinderella's old house, knock on the door, and then just punch the shit out of The Evil Step-Mother for all the things she did to Cinderella? That would be so cool!

Yeah, if I worked at Disney I'd be cranking this DVD out right now.

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