What Not to Say When Pulled Over by a Cop

Sometimes it can be shocking how ignorant people can be about how to behave when confronted by a police officer. Joking, laughing, or being insulting are not uncommon reactions to an unexpected run-in with a professional law enforcer trained to torture and kill ordinary citizens. For the benefit of the truly clueless, the following are a few tips about Things To Say, and Things Not To Say, when confronted by a heavily armed and potentially psychotic police officer.

---

Things To Say


1. "Hello officer, what seems to be the problem?"

Here you have acknowledged that you recognize the armed government agent standing before you as a law enforcement professional and indicated your intention of speaking calmly and politely to them.



2. "Did I do something wrong?"

This may be said while displaying hands out to the side, palms up, which has the added benefit of showing the officer that you have nothing in your hands and are thus unarmed. Should the officer desire to shoot you, the fact that you are unarmed means he or she will have to use their portable torture gun, or Taser, if they should decide to go ahead and shoot you. This is not necessarily a huge improvement over being shot with a .40 caliber handgun, as the Taser was designed to target the external genitalia and destroy them, which often has the side-effect of killing male victims through shear unbearable pain. Nevertheless, the chances of your surviving being shot with a Taser without having a giant hole where your groin used to be is much higher than it is with the .40 caliber handgun.




3. "Here is my identification."

Don't even discuss what the officer wants with you. Just hand over your ID and wait for them to start the argument. That's a safe way to go. Maybe the officer won't be in a bad mood and will simply yell at you for a moment before taking your license back to their patrol car to call in the information and check for any outstanding warrants on you. Of course, if there are any outstanding warrants you might want to just go ahead and lie face down on the pavement before they find out. This makes it easier for them to handcuff you and also hides the entire front of your body, including your groin, from the Taser, even if only temporarily. Just giving up as fast as possible is usually a good idea.



4. *nothing*

Just don't say anything. Whatever the officer wants will probably be made known to you in short order. No need to prompt for it. Say nothing. Don't smile or laugh or frown or show any sign of emotion whatever. A blank slate can be a safe way to go with a heavily armed, often angry, servant of arbitrary and treacherous politicians. Think about it, if you worked for a bunch of politicians and carried weapons as part of that job, wouldn't you be an often-angry jerk? Probably so. Just keep that in mind and shut your mouth until required to respond to whatever is asked of you. Always remember, this person often WANTS to hurt you. Making a felony arrest for resisting arrest helps an officer get promoted quicker. Don't offer an excuse because he'll jump right on it.



5. "Please, please don't hurt me! I have a heart condition and three children who have nowhere else to live if I die!"

Sometimes openly admitting that you are crapping in your pants in fear isn't a bad way to go. If you're a female it will almost always work in your favor. It's like crying only without the actual tears. If you're a male it's risky because the officer may take it as a pathetic sign of weakness and decide to torture you as punishment for being unmanly, which is ironic seeing as the Tasers they carry were specifically designed to literally and permanently emasculate males when applied to the groin, as instructed by the manufacturer. Nevertheless, in this age of patrol car cameras, an immediate show of absolute fear and submission can work in your favor in court should the officer fry you.



Always remember, many police officers are decent human beings just trying to do an often-difficult job that has to be done, and to do it as fairly and reasonably as possible. But also remember, some police officers are deeply unhinged sadists looking for any excuse to hurt you in the worst possible way and in the worst possible places. You have no way of knowing which one you're dealing with, so always assume the worst and try not to provoke them.

---

Things NOT To Say

1. "What the fuck?! Why are you pigs always hassling me?!"

If you are female and reasonably attractive, ala Lindsey Lohan, you can probably get away with this. Otherwise, it's instant Tasertown for you. In some instances, as regulation of the use of the torture device is increasingly strict, it might simply lead to a quick and severe beating ending in an old-fashioned choke-out. Cops who enjoy hurting people always seem to love the choke-out. Usually they say "nighty night" as they're doing it. I don't know why. It's nearly universal that they do that for some reason. There was probably some lame movie where a cop choked out a guy and said that and now it's become the new "go ahead, make my day" of the police world. Either way, by the time they get to the choke-out they have probably already broken several of your ribs, ruptured your testicles, shattered a cheekbone and eye socket, and knocked out a few of your teeth, so don't make the mistake of thinking that an angry cop is simply going to choke you into unconsciousness and then you'll wake up harmlessly in jail. You may not wake up at all, and if you do it'll be in the floor of the jail where you'll be waiting an hour or two for the ambulance to come get you after they've printed, photographed and fully processed you into the system.


First we handcuff you, then maybe later your broken leg gets attention

2. "WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?!"

Shouting "what's the problem" at the officer, usually with clenched fists and teeth and no ID in hand, especially when said from the comfort of your car, is always a bad idea. The response you'll get is nearly always going to be that you'll be told to get out of the car, followed by the officer pulling your ass out through the window for a full-fledged beatdown. I won't even go into the specifics of what will be done to you as it is a given, if you are male, that you will be sexually assaulted and tortured, usually with a Taser, and you will end up in the hospital being told by a doctor that your life will never be the same again as he shows you how to properly wear adult diapers. Viagra can't fix this.


A bullet to the groin is never good for you

3. "I'm not so think as you drunk I am, Oliver, er, Ociffer."

Often, when a person is drunk off their ass, they manage to convince themselves that they can 'act' sober and fool everyone. Sure, you've had 12 shots of Vodka straight up plus more beers than you can remember, but you're smarter than most people, right? You can fool'em. You can talk you way out of this. Any time you find yourself thinking, "sure I'm drunk, but I'll bet he won't notice if I just say enough highly intelligent things as quickly as possible" it is a sure sign that you are only going to make matters worse. You think you're saying, "hello officer, isn't it a lovely night? I was just out with my friends having a nice talk about economics." And in reality what comes out of you, filtered by the toxins in your brain, is "heshmo oprafer, ishm't lubly blight? I wash ... I wash jess fawkin' a goose behin'da bar feathers in mah mouth penis blabbabdy blah thppppt." And what the officer interprets this to mean is "I'm drunk. Please beat me up and arrest me." Just shut up.



4. "I can't find my pants. My ID is in my pants. Why aren't I wearing any pants?!"

Any time you find yourself out in public with missing clothing, especially if any sensitive parts are exposed as a result, it is a very bad situation for you to be in, especially if you encounter a cop at this point in time. There are endless news stories of pantless men being shot directly in the genitals by Tasers, with the Taser dart literally spearing their genitalia like a scuba diver's spear gun through a fish, after which it fried the whole thing with 50,000 volts of theoretically illegal sexual torture. The articles rarely mention the consequences of this genital assault, but when they do it is always the same result - total and complete impotence and incontinence for the rest of the poor victim's life. Yes, you read that right, dead manhood and diapers for the rest of your life. If you see a cop and you are without any pants, lie face down on the ground immediately, legs tight together and make sure your junk is safely tucked completely under you where it can't be easily Tasered. And shut up. Just the fact that you haven't got any pants on is enough to tell you that you're going to jail. Give up while you still can.


No pants

5. "Oh yeah, I'd like to see you MAKE me!"

This response to police commands is the equivalent of taking off all your clothing and painting a big bullseye on yourself. It's a fools way of saying, "I wonder how much abuse my body can withstand before I die? Why don't we find out?" Often when an obnoxious intoxicated person is arrested they get a beating somewhere along the way. Sometimes that beating includes electric Taser rape and literal emasculation. And sometimes it means a beatdown so severe that you actually die right then and there, or maybe you hang on overnight and die early the next morning in a hospital bed with tubes coming out of your body while your momma and your significant other stand over you and cry. None of these are good options. It's best to try to remember that no matter how obnoxious and wrong the police officer might be, don't ever say or do anything that could give them an excuse to hurt you. Especially if you live in Memphis. Because we have a lot of Memphis police officers who love to beat the shit out of people of all colors and sexes and nationalities every chance they get. Try to focus on the arsenal of weapons and torture devices covering the police officers belts. Think about how incredibly many ways they have available to them to hurt you right there on those belts. Wonder about how in the hell do they even sit down with all that stuff on? But mostly, be afraid. Be very afraid. Cry if you have to. Faint if you can't help yourself. But don't mouth off or offer to fight with the officer. Nothing good is going to come of it for you if you do. It won't impress your friends to hear you screaming like a girl. It won't impress your girl to see you Tasered in the groin and peeing yourself uncontrollably. They want to hurt you. That is their job. Some of them became cops specifically because they enjoy hurting people so very, very much. They are training every single day with the idea of how best to hurt you while you are sitting on your ass watching "Survivor" and eating potato chips. Death by police officer is no way to go. Trust me on this. Shut your mouth. Do what they say. Don't argue. Don't fight back. run

You have read this article advice / arrest / police with the title . You can bookmark this page URL https://thebohemianbunny.blogspot.com/2010/09/what-not-to-say-when-pulled-over-by-cop.html. Thanks!

53 Naked Men and One Scantily Dressed Woman

Inés Sainz

Sunday, Mexican reporter Inés Sainz was told to go inside the New York Jets locker room and interview quarterback Mark Sanchez. The men, who had just played and lost a grueling game of professional football and were now showering and dressing, were mostly naked when she entered. She went inside the men's locker room, knowing the men were naked, because she was told to do so by her employers and by the billionaires who own the NFL and its teams, but do not play football and thus aren't naked in the locker rooms themselves.

Inés Sainz herself stated of the situation, "I die of embarrassment! I am in the locker room of the Jets waiting for Mark Sanchez while trying not to look to anywhere!" She wasn't being a pervert. She was trying to do what she was told, even though she herself knew it wasn't right for her to be in that locker room while the men were trying to shower and get dressed. Her feelings of embarrassment at being forced into a room filled with naked men are ignored, though, by the very same people who are now falling over themselves to attack any and all male players who dare to point out the obvious fact that it is absolutely wrong to allow women into the men's locker rooms while the men are showering and dressing.

No male reporters are allowed in any female athletes' locker rooms while they are naked anywhere in America, by the way. Also, no male reporters are allowed in the cheerleaders locker rooms.

Inés has been hanging around the Jets for awhile, apparently, and they have noticed her. In addition to being a sports reporter, Inés is also a bikini model with a wide assortment of bikini photos featuring her nearly-naked body available in calenders or all across the internet. She is attractive and dresses as sexily as possible, as this is considered normal for Latin women even in professional positions. But her tight, revealing clothing and spiked stripper heels got the attention of the Jets players right away. Some of them apparently began flirting with her from a safe distance, as normal heterosexual males are instinctively wired to do.


How players reacted to Inés prior to the scandal

Apparently, for most of the flirting, Inés ignored it. But when she was shoved into the Jets locker room with 53 naked men whom she already knew to be attracted to her, the awkwardness of the situation made her feel truly embarrassed. And so, as she stood there surrounded by the naked men, she tried to keep from looking around by posting the now infamous message on Twitter, "I die of embarrassment! I am in the locker room of the Jets waiting for Mark Sanchez while trying not to look to anywhere!" Her embarrassment was noted, and the female supremacists of The Association for Women in Sports Media filed a complaint on Sainz's behalf, insisting that because Sainz felt embarrassed by 53 naked men, this is somehow the fault of the 53 naked men and not The Association for Women in Sports Media, which sued the NFL long ago demanding that women be allowed into the men's' locker rooms while the men are naked.

I don't remember the details of the original lawsuit, but I believe it was started by Lisa Olson. Following a ridiculously wrong-headed ruling by a federal judge which mandated allowing women into men's locker rooms, Lisa became known to the players as an infamous pervert who stood around watching them shower and dress while interviewing absolutely no one. They complained, but as is typical, nothing was done about their complaint. She later filed the first complaint of harassment after being allowed into the locker room because she claimed that she felt harassed by the fact that the men she ogled were naked. Those forced to deal with her, such as then New England Patriots owner Victor Kiam, are said to have described her as a "classic bitch." As much as possible, players and coaches avoided her like the plague.

The men's complaints about Lisa Olson's extreme perversion being ignored has been the typical response of all those in authority throughout the West. The resulting retaliatory lawsuit filed by her against the NFL, with fines and various other punishments inflicted upon the very same players whom she herself had victimized, was the very sort of injustice that occurs when a society's leaders are both intellectually and morally corrupt. The male players resented the clear and undeniable violation of their basic human rights with regard to their own bodies. Yet American judges and feminists continually discount this, writing into Law the sexist stereotype that males aren't capable of modesty or embarrassment, let alone deserving of any legal protections of their basic human rights.

Once Inés Sainz' harassment charge was filed, NFL players began to respond with normal human outrage at the clear injustice of the situation. She should not be in the men's locker room for any reason. Clinton Portis of the Washington Redskins said as much, and for his honesty he has been crucified by metrosexual, pink-tie-wearing cunts in the Press, none of whom are forced to undress in front of their female coworkers like the NFL players are. Giants center Shaun O'Hara said, "No matter what you say about it, whether you want to try to be politically correct or whatever, it's uncomfortable." He is similarly being assailed by the NFL billionaire brass and the feminazi media for speaking the obvious truth.


ESPN's Erin Andrews doesn't like being seen naked

It's worth noting that a few years ago a man, Michael David Barrett, looked through the peephole of ESPN's famous female sports reporter Erin Jill Andrews' hotel room door and saw her naked. He then placed his cell phone camera lens up to the peephole and videoed her walking around nude inside her room. For his efforts, he was arrested and later sentenced to 30 months in prison, plus forced to register as a sex offender despite having done nothing sexual whatever. That's 30 months longer than infamous sexual mutilator Lorena Bobbitt received at her trial for grabbing her husband's genitals in her hand and chopping them off with a deadly weapon before throwing them into the street. Lorena Bobbitt wasn't even charged with a sex crime and never faced any threat of being forced to register as a sex offender. And yet this man, who did nothing sexual and simply viewed Erin Andrews naked, as she herself has viewed countless NFL athletes naked without their consent, was charged and convicted of being a sex offender while Lorena Bobbitt walks free and unregistered. Meanwhile, Erin Andrews has returned to the men's locker rooms to resume viewing whole groups of them walking around naked, as castrated, politically correct judges have declared is her 'right.' I'm not saying what the man who videoed Erin Andrews without her consent did wasn't wrong. I'm simply pointing out the obvious and undeniable double-standards in our courts.

So who is to blame for this outrage, of which men and women alike are expressing plenty? Is Inés Sainz to blame? She clearly didn't want to be in that locker room, but was told to do so by the NFL bosses and her Big Media employer. There is no excuse for that. She had no right to be in there. The players clearly didn't feel comfortable having her in there while they were naked, as their reaction to her demonstrated. It isn't their fault that they are normal human beings who expect their basic human rights to be respected, both by the NFL and lawmakers.

Judging from the way the out-of-touch, uber-PC billionaires who own and operate the NFL are reacting, and the way the feminazis who created this situation are now exploiting it, and the way judges and lawmakers have repeatedly ignored the basic human rights of males while bending over backwards for the most radical and extremist of female supremacist bigots, I have to conclude that the fault lies with the utter failure of the 'leaders' of our society. Our billionaire corporate executives and sociopathic politicians would sooner sell the souls of every child born for the next 100 years than to stand up for a few basic human rights for males.

The fact that most normal female reporters express embarrassment at being sent into the locker rooms is ignored. The only opinions that anyone in authority cares about are those of the man-hating lesbian supremacist bigots of the feminist movement who filed the original lawsuits demanding female reporters in men's locker rooms, female prison guards stripping male prisoners naked and sexually torturing them with stun guns and Tasers to the genitals, and the general dehumanization of males in all legislation feminists have written and Congress has always passed since the 1970s. Their opinions and legislation are motivated by pure hatred of the entire human race. They mostly hate males, as is made obvious by everything they say and do, but it is undeniable that they also hate any female who dares to hold a different opinion from their own. Inés Sainz says she was embarrassed. The feminazis say she should not be and is therefore a victim, not of their wrong-headed misandric legislation, but of the men who are forced to be naked in front of her in their own locker room.

Our spineless, useless, pink-tie wearing American judges are also to blame, as they have repeatedly rule in the feminazis insane favor, passing laws blatantly violating our Constitution and its equal protection guarantees, as well as violating basic human instincts which tell the naked male athletes and scantily-dressed female reporters alike that it is wrong for those women to be in the men's locker room.

So how about all sports leagues ban all reporters from entering any locker room at any time? Is this not basic common sense? We haven't seen or heard any basic common sense from our politicians, judges, prosecutors, ivy league professors, or corporate leaders in a very long time. Perhaps this is why so many conservative Americans have joined the "Tea Party" movement and used it to throw out numerous weak and worthless politicians from our nation's government? Perhaps this is why the citizens in virtually every Western nation have expressed exasperation at the chasm between themselves and all those in power in their nations, something being illuminated currently in Germany by Thilo Sarrazin, a best-selling author of a book which expresses the basic views and beliefs of the common German citizens, and which predictably is being condemned as bigoted hate-speech by the elitists in the German Establishment, especially the politicians who are supposed to be representing those citizens and their views in government, yet clearly don't even comprehend them.

I don't know how badly Inés Sainz was actually treated by various Jets players. I don't know what sort of complaint she made or whether her simple expression of feeling uncomfortable and embarrassed was taken up by the infamous Feminazi Machine, with its never-ended axe to grind, and exploited for political and financial gain. I don't know how Inés Sainz herself behaved around the players during practices, games, or while she was viewing them naked in the shower as she stood in their locker room. What I do know is that she, and all female reporters, have no right to be in the men's locker room at all, just as males aren't allowed in the women's locker rooms. If this is a problem, then all reporters should be banned and the ban should be enforced by the police, who seem to have no problem with Tasing the genitals of high school and middle school boys and can just as easily do the same to any sports reporters who insist on barging into the athletes locker rooms despite being banned.

Inés Sainz says she felt uncomfortable and embarrassed at being in the locker room while the men were dressing. This is normal. And yet this, the real issue, is not being addressed by anyone in authority. Instead, a giant anti-male witch hunt has been launched which threatens to destroy the careers of any NFL player or employee who dares to speak the truth which we all know - women should not be in the men's locker rooms.


Mexican sports reporter Inés Sainz


CBS sports reporter Jill Arrington


Fox sports reporter Jillian Barberie


ESPN sports reporter Erin Andrews

You have read this article Erin Andrews / Inés Sainz / legislated misandry with the title . You can bookmark this page URL https://thebohemianbunny.blogspot.com/2010/09/53-naked-men-and-one-scantily-dressed.html. Thanks!