You Have Been Tagged

You've been tagged (as have I), you have the honor of copying all these goofy questions, writing your own response, and tagging 25 other victims (I don't think so!). You have to tag me so really you just need 24 more people. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you, my friend. To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your title as "Getting to know each other!", tag 25 people including me (tagging is done in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish (I'm not posting this on Facebook so I think I'll not do that part.)


1. What time did you get up this morning?
Right before you did, which is how I managed to sneak out without you knowing.

2. How do you like your steak?
Cooked

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Captain America The First Avenger ... in 3D. The woman who played his love interest was hawt and has real boobies!

Hayley Atwell


4. What is your favorite TV show?
Attack of the Show on the G4 network.

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Megan Fox's house, but somehow I'd have to keep her from knowing. That could get tricky.

Megan Fox


6. What did you have for breakfast?
I wasn't awake at the time so I honestly cannot recall. Something foodlike.

7. What is your favorite cuisine?
Lean Cuisine? I don't know. That sounded good before I wrote it down. Is pizza a cuisine?

8. What foods do you dislike?
Uncooked spoiled foods aren't real high on my list.

9. Favorite Place to Eat?
At the table.

10. Favorite dressing?
I've never been very attached to bandages and such. I only use them as needed.

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Varied and random, but all are old and made of steel. I hate plastic cars.

12. What are your favourite clothes?
Whatever Megan Fox is taking off and throwing to the floor is a current favorite.

Megan Fox Supergirl


13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
Australia. I would like to one day knock on Steph's front door and say "FedEx! Special delivery. It is not some creepy American come to stalk you."

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
My cup needs washing. Plus, last time I wore it and some asshole kicked me it did no good and I wound up in the hospital anyway.

15. Where would you want to retire?
Well, considering that Julia just passed the fucking carbon tax in Australia, I'm thinking maybe New Zealand or Vancouver, BC, Canada. Perhaps even Toronto. One thing's for sure, with the giant spending spree taking place in Washington, DC, right now it's unlikely that anyone is going to be retiring here in the US soon.

16. Favorite time of day?
Noon

17. Where were you born?
From a vagina onto a hospital table where some asshole slapped me and made me cry. I should sue him for emotional distress.

18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Women's nude tennis

19. Who do you think will not tag you back?
Megan Fox and Emily Blunt are each unlikely to tag me or otherwise interact with me in any form or fashion.

Emily Blunt


20. Person you expect to tag you back first?
I truly do not expect to be tagged back or tagged first or tagged at all these days. The meme trend seems to have passed its prime. Or perhaps its just among my circle of blogger friends that it is no longer popular?

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
Megan Fox, clearly.

Megan Fox


22. Bird watcher?
Bird flicker mostly.

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night, like a vampire. Don't wake me in the morning or I will eat your head.

24. Pets?
Sara Underwood

Sara Jean Underwood


25. Any new and exciting news that you'd like to share?
America is falling. Get out while you still can!

26. What did you want to be when you were little?
A porn star

27. What is your best childhood memory?
Moving out of my parents house.

28. Are you a cat or dog person?
Depends on the animal. Much like people, there are assholes and bitches among cats and dogs, too.

29. Are you married?
Oh, so THAT'S what this ring on my finger is about!

30. Always wear your seat belt?
Yes, especially when you're driving, you lunatic.

31. Been in a car accident?
A few. None terribly exciting, though. Well, I take that back. I went 50 mph backwards in rush hour one time because of an incredibly stupid woman who pulled right out into me as I was driving to class. She actually wanted to know if I was going to pay for her car. I told her "no, you're paying for mine." And she did.

32. Any pet peeves?
Oh Lord, yes. For one thing, spending money you didn't earn hacks me off. And when you know the money has run dry and you just increase your spending and assume that all the illegal aliens who pay no taxes and your voter base who also pay no taxes will somehow protect you from the impending bankruptcy, that especially hacks me off. Or when the tax payers elect you to go to Congress and put a stop to the looting of our nation and you simply get there and instantly begin going along with it instead of doing what we explicitly instructed you to do, that hacks me off real, real bad.

33. Favorite pizza topping?
Megan Fox

34. Favorite Flower?
Rose McGowan

Rose McGowan


35. Favorite ice cream?
Megan Fox on a sugar cone

36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
There's nothing 'fast' about the food service in Memphis, no matter where you go.

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
When I was a child, back when Henry Ford was still perfecting his idea for a mass production automobile, we didn't have to take a test. We just had to be able to afford a car. Oh how I miss my old Stutz!

Stutz Bearcat


38. From whom did you get your last email?
Someone named Spam

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
The Supermodel Professional Escort store

40. Do anything spontaneous lately?
Farted just now

41. Like your job?
Perhaps if it paid closer to what I'm actually worth I might

42. Broccoli?
Albert? Yes, he produced all the James Bond movies and for that I am grateful.

Daniel Craig as James Bond


43. What was your favorite vacation?
Its been so long, I can hardly remember. I think there was a cruise ship and some islands. I seem to recall scuba diving and a little black girl peeing on a sidewalk.

44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
PatrĂ³n

45. What are you listening to right now?
My farts. Apparently I need to go poo and my early warning system is sounding the alarm.

46. What is your favorite colour?
Red, the color of crooked thieving politicians blood flooding the streets. Or silk lingerie on a Victoria's Secret supermodel. I guess either red is good.

Heidi Klum


47. How many tattoos do you have?
I just accidentally marked on myself with a pen. Does that count?

48. Coffee drinker?
I just happen to have a cup in my hand as I write this, so I guess that would be a 'yes'

49. How many children do you have?
I do not have any children, although this poop inside of me is beginning to feel like a baby trying to be born so perhaps I should wrap this up and go.

50. Are you in love?
I'm in my office. Where are you?

OK, that does it. All done. Tada!


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